Little Hispanic Things

• Question: I just happened to stumble upon your page and I must say it made me laugh quite a lot. I could relate to most of posts. Lots will be reblogged. I have to come with some to send you. - myramblingbrain
• Answer:

  Oooh wonderful!!! So glad you thought they were funny AND related to them! Sometimes I worry people will be too sensitive and take this seriously instead of as a joke, in which case this is not the right blog. And looking forward to future submissions!

• Question: what's your nationality? - Anonymous
• Answer:

  I’m Dominican (both my parents were born in Tarana), and I’m pretty sure there is some French on my dad’s side because all of his family members (including me) have French middle names. I’ve also been told there’s Chinese or Vietnamese on my dad’s side but I’m not sure..

Submitted by an anon. La Llorona and El Cuco are the fastest way to shut up any bratty hispanic child.

Submitted by beejayvee

Submitted by an anon. Yeah, in my family I’m the one that is “too skinny.” -.-

• Question: This is hilarious. They're so easy to relate to. Love it! - livedreamlovepassionately
• Answer:

  Glad you like these!

• Question: I'm not hispanic, but I have a hispanic fetish. I love the language and I want to date/marry at least one Hispanic guy. hehe - cavesoforgasms-notsighs
• Answer:

  Uh okay just be careful some of the Hispanic guys I know kinda think they’re hot shit and can be pretty cocky. But of course not all boys are like that! 

• Question: hola! haha i just wanted to tell you how much i love your blog. i can totaly relate to your posts because i myself am Mexican. but im half Mexican and half Chilean. so yeah thats pretty much it and once i saw your posts about all the true things mexicans do, i imediately started following you! ok pues asta luego! :) - underwaterwarthog
• Answer:

  Oh my this is so late but yeah thank you! I’m glad that a lot of people can relate to this stuff!

• Question: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free - Anonymous
• Answer:

  What in the name of-! -.- Ustedes si joden.